Yes, that's right folks. Now you can have your own Guantanamo Bay Dentention Facility in your own back yard. Just sign the dotted line at the bottom of the handy KBR contract, and in no time the plucky contractors at the Halliburton subsidiary will have a real, live detention center for you to drive your neighbors crazy with envy.
However, you must let the military control the facility. If you so choose to protest, you may find a new home within the barbed-wire compound, replete with three square meals, fun-filled waterboarding, and your choice of bamboo shoots or red-hot needles shoved tenderly into the tips of your fingers.
Remember, citizens, only patriotic Americans are eligible for the dream cage of a lifetime. The up-and-coming "new programs that require additional detention space" will be here before you realize.
So, don't delay! Line up and sign up for your very own Temporary Detention Center, and start supporting the pursecution of innocents everywhere.
Monday, February 06, 2006
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